They need to make a theme park for potheads like me

Did you think that in the Harry Potter section of the Universal theme park they serve butterbeer? It tastes delicious, however is not beer, contains no alcohol, and still costs twelve bucks. They need theme parks for people like myself and others and our friends, who want to get wrecked and ride roller coasters all day! Can you imagine how much better a locale like EPCOT center would be if they had a cannabis dispensary there? If you could buy weed, get high, and then go on the rides I think the entire experience would benefit. All of these locales are catered to families and children, however why not have a locale that caters to adults, with carona and cannabis flowing freely. I can’t imagine how much money that would make, because just like with snacks and root carona they could mark up the cannabis as much as they wanted and people would still buy it. In theme parks people don’t bconnect about spending fifty bucks on a t-shirt, so I doubt they would hesitate to pay twice the market price for quality cannabis, if they could smoke it on a roller coaster! Since I had this idea, I have become obsessed with smuggling a joint onto a rollercoaster so I can blast cannabis while I was in the ride. I think it sounds unlikely, however never say never! I never thought both of us would have legal cannabis dispensaries in our state, however both of us do. Maybe the next step of integrating cannabis into regular society will be a theme park. If they open a locale called Cannabis Country, you think I’ll be first in line.

 

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