I can’t tell you my name, or where my rental property is, because that would be an ethical violation of my job, but I have to tell someone about this tenant! She is an older lady, and has some amount of wealth.
- She laid out such a nice cash deposit for the rental, six months paid in full, that I didn’t even give her a hard time about not giving me any ID or credentials.
She claims to be a famous writer who wants anonymity, and hasn’t left the grounds in three months. She pays me extra to get her supplies, so I go to the grocery store and a cannabis dispensary for her whenever needed… and she needs a LOT of cannabis it turns out. It makes me wonder if all writers use this much cannabis, because she claims it is a big help with her writing. In fact she even calls it “writer’s little helper” instead of cannabis, which I have been told is a reference to an old Rolling Stones song. She writes on an old typewriter, doesn’t have a computer which means I need to look up what cannabis is available online and tell her, then get her order and her money and drive to the cannabis dispensary. She could save so much time and money by doing all of this herself, but if she prefers it this way I will always take the extra money and spend it at the cannabis dispensary myself! I haven’t paid for any of my own marijuana since she moved in.