I took a vacation, and my pal Mike was so far away that I had to fly.
I absolutely hate airports, but in this case there was no other way to travel.
There are a great many valid reasons to hate airports, from the long lines, invasive searches, and high prices to the horrible way people act while traveling. Also, you can’t bring booze or weed with you. I would much prefer driving, but as I said, that wasn’t possible this time. I made sure my pal had a big supply of cannabis and whiskey for me at his house. Mike tried his best, but his idea of a “big supply” of cannabis is not up to my standard. I usually have at least three different kinds of cannabis on hand at any one time, because I smoke a lot of it and I like variety. I thanked him for his hospitality, and then got on my phone to find the closest cannabis dispensary with delivery. I certainly didn’t want to leave again after so much travel, so I got the cannabis delivered to his house. They had a special on OG Kush, which I haven;’t smoked in a long time, so I got some of that, as well as a homegrown Sativa strain. I finished off my order with some edibles, and then went back to hanging out with my friend. It took three hours for my delivery to arrive, and in that time I smoked the entire supply of cannabis Mike had picked up for my visit.